Culture

	The Movie Cube — don’t leave your data lying around free to take, or we’ll analyze the crap out of it. For those of you new to my Math Nerd column, here’s how it works: I sporadically pick a topic of interest to me and, through over-analysis, kill any interest you might have had in it. In this issue, I ruin movies for you.
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	Unusual Time Signatures in Music — “Hello Cleveland! Are you ready to calculate???!!!” Not every song is in the classic 4/4 time. But you knew that. But can you spot them? You probably know a few of ’em, but I guarantee there are a few songs you never knew were in a strange time signature.
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	Random Walkipedia — Ever take a stroll at random through Wikipedia? Come… let’s walk.
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	The Declaration of Dolemite — We the People, Pimp! We release our random-text generator on a mash-up of the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and the works of Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore)
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	The Most Awesomely Named Things Ever — trying to come up with a name for your new invention? Learn from the best — check out this list of the most amazing badass names ever coined in the realms of science, history, and culture. What was the “Zanclean Flood”? What’s a “Hapax Legomenon”? Who cares, they have awesome names!!!
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