Scientifically Talkin’ Smack
How to Talk Smack, as a Scientist
Just because you’re a data-parsing, executable-compiling, T-test-running, WOW-playing, Erdos-number-computing, twitter-posting GEEK doesn’t mean you can’t be more like Dolemite. So sit back, take a real good octal dump, cause you are about to learn how to talk smack like a scientist. We’ll get you started off with a heaping pile of dorkadelic nerdy snaps:
My paper’s been cited more times than Bono’s been knighted.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that when she does calculus, instead of “dx” she uses “d XXL”
Yo mamma’s starring in a new movie, “Lord of the Onion Rings”
Yo mamma so fat, even the supermassive black hole at the galactic center said, “damn that’s a fat ass!”
Yo mamma so fat, she ain’t carbon-based, she’s gravy based.
Getting yo mamma to leave the buffet is such a hard problem, it’s NP complete.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, bitch!